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Computer platforms compared to religion.
- Intel
Christianity, the largest group of users, quiet moderate and down to earth. Has a lot of power, but are not showing it until it is necessary. They want to be friend with everybody, but their efforts to do so, is not always making everybody happy.
- AMD
Muslims, not quite as many users as Intel, but the second largest group of users. Highly religious and primitive group, likely to run around the town yelling out loud, that they are the best and Islam is the only right way to go. Some would even go to the length of blowing themselves up, just to make their point.
- Mac
Jews, small group of high class users, not wanting to be mixed, with other groups of people. Even if nobody ever tried they all know that, if the ever placed their Macs on water it wouldn't sink.
- Sun
Buddhists. Users do not make a lot of display, but the group is, even if nobody really knows, actually quite big. The group does not have a lot of power, but individuals can get to a higher order of mentality, and perform some incredible bursts of power. Some Buddhist monks are even said to make hovering in the air possible, only by the power of their mind. The Buddhist can live to an extremely high age, and when eventually dying, they believe they will live again another day.
- Cyrix, Geode and other low power platforms.
Hindus, not the most powerful group of people in the world, there is numerous ways of Hinduism, and is very difficult to get an overview of the entire form of religion. It can be difficult to spot out a Hindu on the street, but when home, they practice their religion to a great extent.
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