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Hyggehjørnet d. 13. august. 2005, skrevet af 1_2_know

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Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
13-08-2005 13:47:04
Svar/Indlæg:
3169/185

Fandt lige en tråd over på tweak.dk om emnet, og credits til Firedog for fundet ;)

Tjek følgende side: http://www.32t.org/bloodninja/...

et lille udsnit:
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

- 12k

Elminster.

Superbruger
Tilføjet:
13-08-2005 14:13:24
Svar/Indlæg:
1476/44

hahah fuck hvor sjovt! :D

Tillad mig:

"ROFL ROFL ROFL Ahv av mave kamper"

Teresa

Moderator
Tilføjet:
13-08-2005 14:24:04
Svar/Indlæg:
2458/91

tsk tsk..... og så er spørgsmålet.....

Hvorfor er det liiige han undrer sig over grunden til hun går???

:p ;)

Elminster.

Superbruger
Tilføjet:
13-08-2005 14:30:03
Svar/Indlæg:
1476/44

hotstud69: Hello there
blondebabe4u: Hi
hotstud69: What is your name?
blondebabe4u: Sandy , urs?
hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good
hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
hotstud69: OH SHIT
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
blondebabe4u: Bob??
hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
blondebabe4u: are you ok?
hotstud69: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: what bob what??
hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: fell off?
hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
blondebabe4u: call an abulance...
hotstud69: I can't
blondebabe4u: why
hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
blondebabe4u: well get off
hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
hotstud69: has left the room

Den er så vold sjov! :D

Mentos3

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
13-08-2005 19:45:46
Svar/Indlæg:
4230/89

HAHA....LOL!.... ordentlig grineren...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey, you know what sucks?
vaccuums
Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
black holes
Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
lava?
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what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
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lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker"
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jeg kan KRAFTIGT anbefale at smutte ind på www.bash.org
:e :e :e

Ham_Selv^

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
13-08-2005 23:18:40
Svar/Indlæg:
2453/80

lol

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.

:e

hamilton

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
14-08-2005 11:08:00
Svar/Indlæg:
1419/29

#0/3/4

Rofl :e

Ham_Selv^

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
14-08-2005 11:13:11
Svar/Indlæg:
2453/80

It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences.
Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told.
<@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly more advanced filtering techniques than regexp.
* Mercy Quit (Ping timeout)
<@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.

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I should bomb something
...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

nice :e

Ham_Selv^

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
14-08-2005 11:15:23
Svar/Indlæg:
2453/80

Found something pretty rad. $5 FBI hat purchased at HOPE. Blew past a cop at 85. Looked over at the cop, he read the hat, saluted, and retargeted someone else with the radar gun. Not too bad for $5. Highly recommended.

der var lige en mere :p

hamilton

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
14-08-2005 11:15:33
Svar/Indlæg:
1419/29

Haha lol

season88

#10

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
14-08-2005 14:58:40
Svar/Indlæg:
1221/95

I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] *phew* spose you have a point

Ondt nok mann! 8)

Ham_Selv^

#11

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
14-08-2005 16:23:57
Svar/Indlæg:
2453/80

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
!kjv numbers 22:21
Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

det er satme underholdene :e

10-4 og en jule @nd

#12

Overclocker
Tilføjet:
16-08-2005 20:10:48
Svar/Indlæg:
187/35

hahahah åhhhh mavekramper

season88

#13

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
22-08-2005 19:53:17
Svar/Indlæg:
1221/95

Findes der mon ikke en dansk side med lignende ting?

Ham_Selv^

#14

Elitebruger
Tilføjet:
22-08-2005 21:17:42
Svar/Indlæg:
2453/80

#13
jep www.hol.dk ;)
bare kig i forum.. er er sikkert masser :e

Elminster.

#15

Superbruger
Tilføjet:
22-08-2005 23:06:12
Svar/Indlæg:
1476/44

14#

www.qxl.dk :00