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#0
På CeBIT havde vi en ret fed griner over Chuck Norris "facts".
Nu syntes jeg der skal være plads til en Chuck tråd her, så man har noget man kan opdatere og få sig et godt grin over i weekenden :e
UK/DK er ligegyldigt :)
Nogen der er i tvivl? Well:
Chuck Norris got his driverlicense at the age of 16...seconds 8)
Nu syntes jeg der skal være plads til en Chuck tråd her, så man har noget man kan opdatere og få sig et godt grin over i weekenden :e
UK/DK er ligegyldigt :)
Nogen der er i tvivl? Well:
Chuck Norris got his driverlicense at the age of 16...seconds 8)
#1
Jah - total griner :e :e
Chuck Norris never wet his bet as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear.
8)
Chuck Norris never wet his bet as a child, the bed wet itself out of fear.
8)
#2
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
#3
Chuck Norris never flyes whit airplans, the airplans fly whit him.
#4
Chuck Norris do not bodybuild, he destroys bodys
#5
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun
#6
Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
#7
The helicoptor was invented after Chuck Norris was seen doing 8 roundhouse kicks in less than 1 second.
#8
Chuck Norris only gav birth ones - to his own mother
#9
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day. 8)
#10
The Bible was originally called "Chuck Norris and friends"
#11
Chuck Norris never read hardware reviews - he stares down the website until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris will never overclock his PC - he will roundhouse kick time until it slows the fuck down, just for challenge of it.
Chuck Norris is the main ingredient of Rocco The Beaver, together with karse and ler.
Diamonds are NOT forever - if Chuck Norris decides to roundhouse kick them.
Chuck Norris will never overclock his PC - he will roundhouse kick time until it slows the fuck down, just for challenge of it.
Chuck Norris is the main ingredient of Rocco The Beaver, together with karse and ler.
Diamonds are NOT forever - if Chuck Norris decides to roundhouse kick them.
#12
Chuck Norris never learned to swim - the water is just to afraid of him.
#13
Huddy will never edit any Chuck Norris facts on hwt - because Chuck Norris will then roundhouse kick his ass.
#14
#14 :e :e
Chuck Norris has a roundhouse kicking favorit boy-toy.... Called Huddy.
Huddy does not own a asshole anymore. Chuck Norris now has two.
:e
Chuck Norris has a roundhouse kicking favorit boy-toy.... Called Huddy.
Huddy does not own a asshole anymore. Chuck Norris now has two.
:e
#15
#16
Chuck Norris can haxx in BF2.
#17
The only man whit true power is Chuck Norris, he is calling them testikals.
#18
Chuck Norris did in fact defeat Darth Vader in Starwars when he roundhouse kicked the entire DeathStar.
#19
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. :e:e:e
Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. :e
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. :e:e:e
Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. :e
#20
Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.
Once upon a time in the wild west there were seven little dwarfs, a rabbi, a jew, 2 mexicans, the jew\'s dog, a platypus, 3 blind arabs, a naked woman and a yellow feather...... Aarrh fuck it - Chuck Norris roundhousekicked all their asses.
Rain comes from clouds getting their asses kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will not go to heaven - heaven will come to Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time in the wild west there were seven little dwarfs, a rabbi, a jew, 2 mexicans, the jew\'s dog, a platypus, 3 blind arabs, a naked woman and a yellow feather...... Aarrh fuck it - Chuck Norris roundhousekicked all their asses.
Rain comes from clouds getting their asses kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will not go to heaven - heaven will come to Chuck Norris.
#21
#22
Ha ha ha :e God griner ;)
#24
#25
#25 Nice
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
/Lars
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
/Lars
#26
Nr. 6 i #26´s link, er bare for god! :e :e
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
:e
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
:e
#27
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
#28
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. 8)
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
#29
Chuck Norris can bend a lightsaber.
#30
chuck norris tears can cure cancer.
Just to bad, that chuck norris never cries.
By the way, it good to finaly get the trouth out there
:e
Just to bad, that chuck norris never cries.
By the way, it good to finaly get the trouth out there
:e
#31
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
#32
MR.T pities the fool who did not mention him in this thread...
So if you're that fool, you will be pitied.....fool :p
So if you're that fool, you will be pitied.....fool :p
#33
Chuck Norris delivers roundhouse kicks ad libitum...
#34
The fastest way to a mans heart is Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen. :f
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen. :f
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
#35
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
:e
:e
#36
When the boggieman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris :p
#37
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. :e:e:e
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. :p
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. :e
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. :e:e:e
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. :p
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. :e
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
#38
Chuck Norris is never late... The time is just too fast...
Chuck norris once ate 100 pounds of meat in an huor - the 45 minuttes he used to have sex with the waitress... :)
Der er nogle geniale imellem...
Mr. T, Arnold Swarzenegger og Chuck Norris stod foran gud, som spurgte hvem af dem der skulle have lov til at sidde på hans højre side.
Mr T: "Fordi jeg er sej"
Arnold: "Fordi jeg har gjort mange gode ting"
Chuck: "Du sidder på den forkerte side"
:e
Chuck norris once ate 100 pounds of meat in an huor - the 45 minuttes he used to have sex with the waitress... :)
Der er nogle geniale imellem...
Mr. T, Arnold Swarzenegger og Chuck Norris stod foran gud, som spurgte hvem af dem der skulle have lov til at sidde på hans højre side.
Mr T: "Fordi jeg er sej"
Arnold: "Fordi jeg har gjort mange gode ting"
Chuck: "Du sidder på den forkerte side"
:e
#39
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears....
In the bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine to beer :D
Klik her og refresh billedet, så kommer der forskellig frem:
;)
In the bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine to beer :D
Klik her og refresh billedet, så kommer der forskellig frem:
;)
#40
Chuck Norris sover med lyset tændt om natten, ikke fordi Chuck Norris er bange for mørke, men fordi mørke er bange for Chuck Norris.
Elsklig tråd!
Mvh. Rage
Elsklig tråd!
Mvh. Rage
#41
#41 chuck er fandme hardcore - at lave vin om til en bjørn - det kræver skills!
Quote fra bash.org:
<aidan> i'm going to rule when i leave home
<wyki> why?
<aidan> i was concerned about the amount of food in the house
<aidan> i now sit here with four, yes, four peanut butter and jam sandwiches and a glass of milk
<aidan> i could live like this for weeks
<wyki> ahh but when you are living on your own you will need to shop, and then you will be greeted with the problem that has faced many broke young men living by themselves. to buy bread and peanut butter, or to buy condoms and bear
<aidan> why i would EVER buy condoms and a bear is beyond me
:e
Og så mit chuck quote!
Chuck Norris can make 42 kinds of explosives from average house hold products, not that he needs it, but he can!
Kender en Chuck Norris lookalike (han ved ikke hvem Chuck Norris er!)
Quote fra bash.org:
<aidan> i'm going to rule when i leave home
<wyki> why?
<aidan> i was concerned about the amount of food in the house
<aidan> i now sit here with four, yes, four peanut butter and jam sandwiches and a glass of milk
<aidan> i could live like this for weeks
<wyki> ahh but when you are living on your own you will need to shop, and then you will be greeted with the problem that has faced many broke young men living by themselves. to buy bread and peanut butter, or to buy condoms and bear
<aidan> why i would EVER buy condoms and a bear is beyond me
:e
Og så mit chuck quote!
Chuck Norris can make 42 kinds of explosives from average house hold products, not that he needs it, but he can!
Kender en Chuck Norris lookalike (han ved ikke hvem Chuck Norris er!)
#42
Chuck Norris poops lightsabers.
#43
#44 correction........Chuck Norris can BEND a lightsaber !
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors...
og min favorit
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" :e :e :e
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors...
og min favorit
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" :e :e :e
#44
Chuck Norris barberer sig aldrig, han banker skægstubbene ind med en forhammer og bider dem af på indersiden!
Chuck Norris er så hård, at han bliver nød til at frisere hårdene mellem sine tænder, flere gange dagligt!
Chuck Norris er så hård, at han bliver nød til at frisere hårdene mellem sine tænder, flere gange dagligt!
#45
There is no theory of evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to breathe :e
#46
When Chuck Norris laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently shits a cow.
#47
Chuck Norris can kiss my ass and go fuck him self ;)
han stinker... :00
han stinker... :00
#48
#49 "Chuck Norris can kiss my ass and go fuck him self"
Det er jeg sikker på han ville være vild med! :f
Det er jeg sikker på han ville være vild med! :f
#49
#49 Det må du jo vide alt om:e
...and go fuck him self
/Lars
...and go fuck him self
/Lars
#51
#49 hvad har Chuck Norris lige gjort dig? Den mand er da Gud :e
#52
men jeg har lige en lille forsyning her
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
# Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
og det var hvis det
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
# Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
og det var hvis det
#53
Chuck Norris fuck rocco.. in the ear.. IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT...!!!!1
When bullets are reflected by Chuck Norris' beard, they will gain speed and precision.
When bullets are reflected by Chuck Norris' beard, they will gain speed and precision.
#54
Chuck Norris cannot be killed with merely one bullet, and he is too fast for you to get a secound shot off!
Jeg havde et billede som ville have været sjovere, men linket forsvandt kort efter jeg skrev det :(
Som et plaster på såret fandt jeg dette http://chucknorrisattorney.ytm... :)
Jeg havde et billede som ville have været sjovere, men linket forsvandt kort efter jeg skrev det :(
Som et plaster på såret fandt jeg dette http://chucknorrisattorney.ytm... :)