Jesper bb
#0
Så sidder jeg igen og skriver projekt og laver overspringshandlinger.
Jeg ville derfor høre hvad jeres yndlings citat er, eller måske et par stykker.
Har selv et par bud her:
I can resist everything exept tempation - Oscar Wilde
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober
I often sit back and think, "I wish I'd done that", and find out later that I already have
All art is quite useless - Oscar Wilde
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability - George Bernard Shaw
Bigamy is having one wife to many, Monogamy is the same
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer
Enten er den første eller den her min yndlings:
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
😀
Kom glad 🤣
Jeg ville derfor høre hvad jeres yndlings citat er, eller måske et par stykker.
Har selv et par bud her:
I can resist everything exept tempation - Oscar Wilde
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober
I often sit back and think, "I wish I'd done that", and find out later that I already have
All art is quite useless - Oscar Wilde
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability - George Bernard Shaw
Bigamy is having one wife to many, Monogamy is the same
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer
Enten er den første eller den her min yndlings:
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.
😀
Kom glad 🤣
#1
"I don't know what World War III will be fought with. But World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein.
"I'd like to meet the guy who invented sex, and see what he's planning next" - Woody Allen
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" - Kan jeg ikke huske. Men en amerikansk præsident.
"For evil to prosper all it needs is for good people to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
"That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenobi
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"I'd like to meet the guy who invented sex, and see what he's planning next" - Woody Allen
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" - Kan jeg ikke huske. Men en amerikansk præsident.
"For evil to prosper all it needs is for good people to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
"That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenobi
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#2
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
Futurama - Godfellas 😎
Futurama - Godfellas 😎
#3
"Don't ride faster, than your guardian angel can fly,," - some biker.. 😛 😎
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#4
Film citater jeg ikke har nogen ide om hvem sagde først, men det er brugt i film og jeg finder dem ganske geniale.
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire" - Schindler's liste
"Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die" - Savin Private Ryan
og så skal den her altså bare være der ! "fortune favours the bold"
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"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire" - Schindler's liste
"Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die" - Savin Private Ryan
og så skal den her altså bare være der ! "fortune favours the bold"
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#5
"hvem fanden har skruet proppen af min morgenmad"..mig,inspireret af W.C.Fiels
#6
"The piano has been drinking, not me" - Tom Waits
#7
Sex, the breakfast of Champions"
James Hunt 1976
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Winston Churchill
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
James Hunt 1976
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Winston Churchill
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Winston Churchill
#8
I love the smell of napalm in the morning - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)
#9
"HVAD ER DET DER FUCKING FOREGÅR" Sprængfarlig bombe
#10
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
#11
"vil du vinde må du snyde, sån er det!" - Red Warszawa
#12
"As an nVidia fanboi I give a respectful nod to you ATI creeps. This thing swallowed the 295 and farted out green abstract confetti. ATI built a monster and, judging by the benchmarks, it performs like a dream!"
#13
Imma let you finish - Kanye West
#14
"I want to play a game " Jigsaw! :P
#15
"It's not revenge he's after- it's the reckoning" Fra tombstone med kurt russel og val kilmer(doc holliday,og det er ham der er efter the reckoning 😉)
#16
"M.O.B" Money over Bitches :D
"In chasing women, one will eventually run out of money. In chasing money, one will never run out of women."
Tupac Shakur
"In chasing women, one will eventually run out of money. In chasing money, one will never run out of women."
Tupac Shakur
#17
"Arguing over the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded." - Læst på et engelsk HW forum engang 🙂
#18
Puha... der er jo rigtig rigtig mange gode.
"Jeg er ikke dum, jeg har bare en masse unødig viden" - Steen & Stoffer.
"That which is comprehensible to an idiot is not worth my care" - William Black
"Freedom is the right of all sentiens beings" - Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)
"Everything is cannonfodder" - Frank Welker (Megatron)
"My power is everything, defeat is absurd" - Frank Welker (Galvatron)
"I've got better things to do tonight than die!" - Springer
"Image the worst you can, and then times 100 - that's what we're up against" - Unknown WW2 soldier.
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few" - Winston Churchill.
"Fighterpilots make movies, bomberpilots make history". - ukendt.
"The more mechanical becomes the weapons with which we fight, the less mechanical must be the spirit which controls them." - Archibald P. Wavell
"I'm waiting to be told how cobras, hooks, or vectored thrust help in combat. They're great at air shows, but zero energy is a fighter pilot's nightmare. Shoot your opponent down and his number two will be on your tail thinking it's his birthday - a target hanging there in the sky with zero energy" - Ned Firth, Eurofighter pilot.
"There are only two types of aircraft - fighters and targets" - Doyle 'Wahoo' Nicholson, USMC
"Jeg er ikke dum, jeg har bare en masse unødig viden" - Steen & Stoffer.
"That which is comprehensible to an idiot is not worth my care" - William Black
"Freedom is the right of all sentiens beings" - Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)
"Everything is cannonfodder" - Frank Welker (Megatron)
"My power is everything, defeat is absurd" - Frank Welker (Galvatron)
"I've got better things to do tonight than die!" - Springer
"Image the worst you can, and then times 100 - that's what we're up against" - Unknown WW2 soldier.
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few" - Winston Churchill.
"Fighterpilots make movies, bomberpilots make history". - ukendt.
"The more mechanical becomes the weapons with which we fight, the less mechanical must be the spirit which controls them." - Archibald P. Wavell
"I'm waiting to be told how cobras, hooks, or vectored thrust help in combat. They're great at air shows, but zero energy is a fighter pilot's nightmare. Shoot your opponent down and his number two will be on your tail thinking it's his birthday - a target hanging there in the sky with zero energy" - Ned Firth, Eurofighter pilot.
"There are only two types of aircraft - fighters and targets" - Doyle 'Wahoo' Nicholson, USMC
#19
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules fra Pulp Fiction.
"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get." - Mr. Blonde fra Reservoir Dogs.
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"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get." - Mr. Blonde fra Reservoir Dogs.
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#20
#15 i beck to differ.. forklar dig
#21
"What the hell are you doing to my girl? (push)..... Hey bitch, i didnt see your name on that" 😴 - step up
#22
"Do not poop where you eat" -unknown
#23
#3 Så sandt som det er sagt (RIP... miss you always - behøver ikke uddybes!!)
Den har jeg aldrig hørt før men jeg vil huske den resten af livet fra nu af... 😩
Den har jeg aldrig hørt før men jeg vil huske den resten af livet fra nu af... 😩
#24
#23
Yes husker det selv altid når jeg tager hjelmen på og starter min MC...Skal jo gerne nå hjem igen og fortælle om den fede tur jeg lige har været på.. 😎
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Yes husker det selv altid når jeg tager hjelmen på og starter min MC...Skal jo gerne nå hjem igen og fortælle om den fede tur jeg lige har været på.. 😎
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#25
#24 nemli... we ride with pride
#26
"Einstein, stop telling God what to do." - Niels Bohr (som svar på "God does not play dice,")
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" - Scott Adams
"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?" - Monty Python
"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?" -Clifford Stoll
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" - Scott Adams
"Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?" - Monty Python
"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?" -Clifford Stoll
#27
Ufatteligt at den ikke er blevet nævnt... men her kommer den....
"If I told you, I'd have to kill you." Aner ikke hvem der sagde det første gang, men er og vil altid være uforglemmelig. 😀
Den her kan jeg også godt li'...
"There is no spoon..." Ham ungen fra The Matrix.
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"If I told you, I'd have to kill you." Aner ikke hvem der sagde det første gang, men er og vil altid være uforglemmelig. 😀
Den her kan jeg også godt li'...
"There is no spoon..." Ham ungen fra The Matrix.
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#28
#20 ok det var ikke "the reckoning" men "a reckoning" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt01...
du må selv bladre ned og finde den.
http://www.google.dk/search?hl... 's+not+revenge+he's+after,it's+a+reckoning&btnG=S%C3%B8g&meta=&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
du må selv bladre ned og finde den.
http://www.google.dk/search?hl... 's+not+revenge+he's+after,it's+a+reckoning&btnG=S%C3%B8g&meta=&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
#29
There is no right and wrong. There is only fun and boring - The plauge, Hackers (fra 1995) 😛
#31
DOODIE -Peter Griffin 🙂
one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - i ved hvist godt hvem det var
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one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - i ved hvist godt hvem det var
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#32
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
#33
32# Pulp fiction 🤣
"of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most" Ozzy Osborne
" The Whole World Is Hip and That's Not Cool " Rip Van Hippy
" Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
" ???
"To move towards the light, i have to accept looking into the dark.
and recognise darkness in time, as it always appears when light is to strong, and comes in the shape of thoughts that try´s to dominate the experience" Shaman
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"of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most" Ozzy Osborne
" The Whole World Is Hip and That's Not Cool " Rip Van Hippy
" Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
" ???
"To move towards the light, i have to accept looking into the dark.
and recognise darkness in time, as it always appears when light is to strong, and comes in the shape of thoughts that try´s to dominate the experience" Shaman
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#35
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value - Albert Einstein
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#36
Det vi ikke når idag, -Skal vi ikke lave om imorgen..
#38
uhh.. så mange at vælge imellem. Her er mine ynglingscitater. hovedsagelig fra film
"We spend two hundred and fifty billion dollars a year on defense, and here we are, the fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!" Keith David (General Kimsey) in Armageddon
"The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings." Rob Schneider (Executive Officer Martin T. "Marty" Pascal) in Down Periscope
"The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window. Or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work. When you go to Church. When you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth." Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus) in The Matrix
"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer." Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura) in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?" Bruce Willis (Harry S. Stamper) in Armageddon
"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!" Mel Gibson (William Wallace) in Braveheart
"Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention." Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne) in Dumb and Dumber
"Pain is your friend, your ally it will tell you when you are seriously injured. It will keep you awake and angry and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain? .... it lets you know you're not dead yet. Viggo Mortensen (Master Chief John Urgayle) in G.I. Jane
"Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off." Sigourney Weaver (Ripley) in Alien (1979)
"Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" Michael Biehn (Kyle Reese) in Terminator(1984)
"Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you last?.......I lied!" Arnold S (John Matrix) in Commando
"We spend two hundred and fifty billion dollars a year on defense, and here we are, the fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun!" Keith David (General Kimsey) in Armageddon
"The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings." Rob Schneider (Executive Officer Martin T. "Marty" Pascal) in Down Periscope
"The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window. Or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work. When you go to Church. When you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth." Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus) in The Matrix
"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer." Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura) in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?" Bruce Willis (Harry S. Stamper) in Armageddon
"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!" Mel Gibson (William Wallace) in Braveheart
"Yea, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention." Jeff Daniels (Harry Dunne) in Dumb and Dumber
"Pain is your friend, your ally it will tell you when you are seriously injured. It will keep you awake and angry and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain? .... it lets you know you're not dead yet. Viggo Mortensen (Master Chief John Urgayle) in G.I. Jane
"Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off." Sigourney Weaver (Ripley) in Alien (1979)
"Listen! And understand! That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" Michael Biehn (Kyle Reese) in Terminator(1984)
"Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you last?.......I lied!" Arnold S (John Matrix) in Commando
#39
No more BomBom to baby sane! Full Metal Jacket! 4EVER!!! 😲
Mod er ikke at være frygtløs mod er, at gå imod det du frygter!
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Mod er ikke at være frygtløs mod er, at gå imod det du frygter!
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#40
"går der længere tid, så venter jeg" - random spritter på lokal bar
#41
Mit yndlings er nu stadig den her
At nogen kan nænne at sælge spiritus!
At nogen kan nænne at sælge spiritus!
#42
How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches! 😛 - How high..
bite my shiny metal ass! Bender - futurama
bite my shiny metal ass! Bender - futurama
#43
42# how high er en clasic 🤣 say after me..."where my bitches " 🤣
#44
Governor of Louisiana, Huey Long (1893 -1935), "Sure we'll have Fascism here, but it will come as an anti-Fascism movement".
Og det passer så meget på antifa og de autonome. De opfører sig præcis som Mussolinis "Facio" gjorde i sin tid..
Churchill har helt sikkert også nogle gode citater.
Og det passer så meget på antifa og de autonome. De opfører sig præcis som Mussolinis "Facio" gjorde i sin tid..
Churchill har helt sikkert også nogle gode citater.
#45
"Peace can not be kept by force, it can only be achieved by understanding" - Albert Einstein
"the first step towards faliure. is trying!" - Homer Simpson
"In a wold without walls and fences, Who needs Windows and Gates???" - Random poster
"the first step towards faliure. is trying!" - Homer Simpson
"In a wold without walls and fences, Who needs Windows and Gates???" - Random poster
#46
-> #45
In a world without the need to compare Apples to oranges, can't we just agree it's all fruit?
In a world without the need to compare Apples to oranges, can't we just agree it's all fruit?
#47
If you can't explain it simply, then you really don't understand it.
- Ukendt
Men har været meget anvendeligt generelt til skolebrug og specielt de store opgaver jeg har arbejdet med på det sidste, inkl. nu :yes:
- Ukendt
Men har været meget anvendeligt generelt til skolebrug og specielt de store opgaver jeg har arbejdet med på det sidste, inkl. nu :yes:
#48
whoever said that the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons - General MacArthur ww2
Så den lige 😀
Så den lige 😀
#49
*FRIHED* betyder blot at du ikke har mere tilbage at miste.
#50
"Do as I say - Don't do as I do" :)
#51
GTX480: I wouldn't care if it ran hot, or was forged by the devil upon an Indian burial ground at the expense of the lives of 200 virgins.
#52
som jeg altid siger på arbejdet :
Intet lavet, Intet Ødelagt hehe..
ellers.
You are mine now. You belong to me!!! kindergarden cop - arnold
Intet lavet, Intet Ødelagt hehe..
ellers.
You are mine now. You belong to me!!! kindergarden cop - arnold
#53
"Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn - I love this job!" - Duke Nukem
#54
"Vær ikke bange for nogen kommer og tager dig i løbet af natten. De stiller dig nok igen når det bliver lyst" - Min mor til min far...
Dét må være sand kærlighed... ❤
Dét må være sand kærlighed... ❤
#55
"Thermi, The way its meant to be grilled" 😎