Ved at insistere på at det er den engelske version der anvendes, fik jeg:
- Why won't my girlfriend blow me - Why won't my ipod sync - Why won't my ipod turn on - Why won't my car start - Why won't my itunes open - Why won't my ipod connect to my computer - Why won't my lilac bloom - Why won't my wii turn on - Why won't my dog eat - Why won't my ipod charge
Så der er nok noget om sagen, selvom at den danske giver andre mærkeligere resultater, nemlig:
- Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea - Why won't my pokemon obey me - Why won't my girlfriend - Why won't my muscles grow - Why won't my skin grow over this piece of meat