A koala was sitting in a tree... :)
Hyggehjørnet d. 29. november. 2010, skrevet af Ubehage
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing ?"
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some!"
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that its mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. The he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you ?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"
So the koala looked down at him and said,
"Faaaaaaark dude. How much water did you drink ?"
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing ?"
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some!"
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
After a while the little lizard said that its mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. The he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you ?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"
So the koala looked down at him and said,
"Faaaaaaark dude. How much water did you drink ?"
#1
lol.. Dårlig joke. men udført til UG kryds og slange, og hvad der nu ellers hører sig til !! 😀
EDIT: Ryger du selv siden du finder på sådan noget ?? 🤡
Svaret blev redigeret 1 gang, sidst af Jones9000 d. 29-11-2010 14:43:37.
EDIT: Ryger du selv siden du finder på sådan noget ?? 🤡
Svaret blev redigeret 1 gang, sidst af Jones9000 d. 29-11-2010 14:43:37.
#3
Nice, har du selv lavet den ? 🙂
#4
#3
Nej, desværre ikke. Men har selv copy-pastet. 🤣 😀
Svaret blev redigeret 1 gang, sidst af Ubehage d. 29-11-2010 15:23:06.
Nej, desværre ikke. Men har selv copy-pastet. 🤣 😀
Svaret blev redigeret 1 gang, sidst af Ubehage d. 29-11-2010 15:23:06.
